The Elements Are Thankful For Cats

In Centennial, Colorado, a The Wallace family's house burned and is a total loss, but

"the cat was found safe, sound, and without a scratch."

NPR Worships Cats and the Other Reporters Who Find The Worshipped Cats Before Them

NPR is following the Mime story as closely as the rest of us. Here is a 27 second podcast and the description from the site. I corrected their grammar.:

"Morning Edition, November 19, 2007 · A cat named Mime lives with the owner of a Chinese restaurant near Windsor Castle. Mime prefers to dine with Queen Elizabeth's corgis. The cat is so familiar to tourists that her real owner says he's often asked what the queen's cat is doing in his restaurant."

English Monarch's Dog Feeding Staff Worships Cats

Although, this report seems to be holding out on the cat worship, as indicated by the title. This is from The Sun:

Meet the royal cat burglar

By JAMIE PYATT
Published: 17 Nov 2007

HUNGRY cat Mime snubs Chinese grub for posh nosh — by gatecrashing WINDSOR CASTLE for lunch. Every day, the cheeky black and white moggy walks the 50 yards across the cobbled street from the restaurant where she lives.


"A courtier told me the corgis used to fight with her at first, but after lots of barking and some hissing they came to a sort of truce ...On the Queen’s birthday the Army locked the Henry VIII gates but the security guys opened one to let Mime through.

Presbyterians Are Getting Serious About Cat Worship -- 7 sessions! 3 for kids!!!

Man, I wish I had not missed this. The picture says it all.

From the article:

A cat, on the other hand, says, "You pet me, you feed me, you shelter me, you love me - I must be God."

CAT AND DOG THEOLOGY

# The First Presbyterian Church of Port Huron, 811 Wall St., will have Gerald Robison's "Cat & Dog Theology" at 9 a.m. Nov. 4.

# The same session will be repeated at 11 a.m. Two more sessions will be at 2 and 3:15 p.m.

# There will be a three-part childrens seminar at 9 a.m., 2 p.m. and 3:15 p.m.

# For more information, call (810) 985-6191.

Port Huron Presbyterians worship cats at 9 and at 11:15 a.m.

I am not sure abotu the dog part, I think they are trying to lure in the dog lovers and then lead them to cat worship

First Presbyterian
The church will present "Cat and Dog Theology" at the 9 and 11:15 a.m. services Sunday with Dr. Gerald Robison.


The church is at 811 Wall St., Port Huron. For details, call (810) 985-6191.

Even the Elements Worship Cats

In all the California fires, flames can't lick a cat statue. If only more people had cat statues...maybe the cats would have purred the fires out with their Egyptian powers. Cat statues bring comfort to fire victims.

California Fire Survivors Give Thanks

By CHELSEA J. CARTER – Oct 28, 2007
"Nancy Hylbert gave thanks for a wrought-iron ice cream table and chairs that survived outside, and a terra cotta statue of a cat from her garden.

"They are the only links with my past, " she said. "I feel a little bit like an amnesiac with no link to my past."

Here is an example of a Terracotta Cat statue in Bangladesh. They probably are more on board with cat worship.It will bring comfort to it's owner when tragedy strikes, just as Nancy Hylbert found comfort in her cat statue.

Australians Want To Profit From Their Cat Worship Stories

It looks like Australians want you to worship cats with them, but they want to make you pay to read about it. Sounds like a rip-off, and certainly not progressive. People have been worshipping cats for free for a long time.. Here is a quote:

"It is after all, only 519 years since European cat worship was officially banned by Pope Innocent VIII and felines realise their time will come again."